The Notorious Face-Licker

Nom, face.

Apparently some poor git has been arrested for going on a drunken rampage and then licking an officer's face.

It's funny, I used to know a transvestite-in-the-works from New York that had a "game" in which he would randomly walk up to a stranger and lick them on the face to see how they reacted. -2 points if they took a swing, -1 point if they cursed and acted disgusted, +1 point if they smiled, +2 points if they started a conversation.

No, I'm really not kidding.