Curses to the Nostalgia Critic

I really hate commenting on random things I find on the internet, because it just leads to a bunch of, "hey, this obscure thing is neat, check it out!" or, "this obscure thing sucks, don't check it out!" It's not the job of an article, and more one of a random link generator, like my tidbits gadget to the left right, there. -->

However, today's (or rather late last night's) Nostalgia Critic is just... the worst. Not in what he does (he's awesome), but in what he reviews.

Just... just look.



Now, I've gone out of my way to see many of the movies that are considered horrible, either by his review or others'. This includes Batman and Robin (Nostalgia Critic's "worst movie ever"), Plan 9, and others. For some movies, I'm glad I never saw them, based solely on reviews. This one... just takes the cake. Based on the review alone, this looks like the most painful, disturbing, disgusting, stupid movie, EVER. And what's even worse is that it's by George Lucas. Jesus, when I watched the original Star Wars trilogy as a child, I saw only genius. How was I to know that it and the (original) Indiana Jones movies were rare gems in an otherwise barren wall of shit that were probably only successful based on when they were released.

This looks SO BAD, I feel honestly scarred, which is why I felt it necessary to share.

Hell, Plan 9 was bad, but watchable. Just the thought of Howard the Duck now makes me want to run, screaming.

There's my two cents.

Rock Bottom

OMG SO CUTE!